Friday, January 29, 2010

Gunner's Abs

If she was my Abs, she would require more sleep.  Gunner always says "Sleep is a crutch". 

My Abs would not have spread an entire brand new box of expensive dog treats all over the house in an obstacle course to see if she could get Sammy to follow the trail.

If Abs was my child, then she would not have put the roll of toilet paper in the tub, over the shower curtain rod, and then the end in the toilet and sat there and flushed to see if the toilet was strong enough to unroll the entire roll of toilet paper.  Guess what, it is.

If Abs was my child, she would not have eaten the entire box of cheese crackers that I got for snack.  Six crackers in each package, 6 packages.  She was at least able to tell me that she ate 36 crackers.

My Abs would not be in her room trying to take a nap because she was tired from staying up all night.

To the mom of the little boy at Junior's daycare--back off!

My 9 blisters from my 6 mile run on Wednesday are not gone, but I might have to run this morning to work off some frustration.


Allison said...

Oooh. What is going on at Jrs day care?

And I've always wondered if the toilet was strong enough to suck in an entire roll of tp. I think Abs would make a fantastic scientist. She's got the math down.

Charity said...

oh my... well at least it is Friday... right?

Crazy Shenanigans said...

Uh oh. I hope everything is ok at the daycare. You seem pretty tough so I'm sure you could take the woman lol.

Wife of a Sailor said...

Aren't little girls supposed to be all sugar and spice? ;)

Julie the Army Wife said...

She is keeping you on your toes :) I love her imagination!

dutchgirl (Ellen) said...

Abs is s a girl after my own heart, I can easily sit down to eat a whole box of crackers. Especially if they're special for snack, lol!

Ouch on the blisters!

Erin said...

Wait...What happened at daycare?