Monday, January 5, 2009

Free?

Today's the day they give babies away
With half a pound of tea
If you know any ladies
That want any babies
Then send them over to me.

We are currently out of babies, so I am subbing a 7 year old girl. She does not sleep and will wander your house at all hours of the night. She will keep you on your toes at all times.

Any takers?

I think I slept all of 2 hours last night if I was lucky. So glad that I have to be at work today, I am sure I will be a barrel of laughs.

5 comments:

Uncle Dan said...

We got dibs on both.

The Mrs. said...

hmmm i'll trade you a 3 year old with a fast mouth and the habit of spontaneously vomiting. Oh and scratching his butt with his finger.

Anonymous said...

.....or a nearly 4 yr old that poops in the backyard because "that is where puppies and kitties do."

Krista

Anonymous said...

LOL - get y'all all together and I'll film it and we'll all be rich, rich, RICH!:)

I have an 11 year old that sings opera in the shower and a 7 year old that takes an hour "pooh".

One day we'll miss the madness...

Gunner said...

I don't see what the problem is. . . you say they are just like me. :-) What more could you ask for?